Table of Contents

The Rendezvous

Battle of the Nap

The French Kiss

Mom’s Passings

Get Your Fun on Highway One

Valentine's Day for the Lucky Bachelor

Pick Me a Winner

A Precocious Tease

The Car Duel

The Disappearing Trick

How to Break a Mother's Heart

Mr. Softee Reimagined

Road Warrior

The Inconvenience Store

Bill

Getting Over on the Hedge

Stuffed Celebrities

School’s Out

The Apartment Skippers

A Too Happy Meal

A Traffic Incident

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

City of Strangers

Born Again

Early Delivery

The Fish Tank

The Trailer Park Cook

A Moveable Fast-Food Feast

A Quick Exit

The Staring Contest

The McLovin Beer Can Disposal

Yeah, I Look Good

Speech Practice

Ghost in the Machine

The Freshmen

42nd Street Fire Hydrant

The Seventh Inning Stretch

The Air Traffic Controller

A Foggy Car Window

The Parking Spot Hog

Car Karaoke

The Stadium TV Camera Man

Emergency Landing

Fast Asleep at the Traffic Light